
Yuui and Poireau-san on a date, by request of Koi-chama~
Fai: Oh my gosh! Yuui’s out on a date! :D
Kuro: What date? He’s eating alone.
Fai: Does Kuro-squint need glasses? His date’s right there on the table! Look look, they’re flirting.
Kuro: …”they”, meaning…
Fai: Oh my gosh, who do you think I’m talking about? Yuui and—
Kuro: —the vegetable.
Fai: Don’t be speciest.
Kuro: Spe— You’re fine with your brother dating a produce item?!
Fai: Look at his face. Look how happy he is. How can I be against that?
Kuro: Because vegetable, that’s how.
Fai: Oh come on, Kuro-stodgy. Twenty years ago the idea of you and I dating would have been scandalous for multiple reasons. Twenty years from now, who knows what will be the acceptable norm!
Kuro: …if the words “threesome” and “carrot” ever come out of your mouth in a single sentence this relationship’s over.




